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August 27th, 2004, 09:32 AM
#91
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August 27th, 2004, 10:22 AM
#92
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August 27th, 2004, 10:48 AM
#93
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August 27th, 2004, 10:52 AM
#94
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the raccoons were ravenous
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August 27th, 2004, 01:41 PM
#95
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the boxorz started growing
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August 27th, 2004, 04:00 PM
#96
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wild orange flavoured gelatin
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August 28th, 2004, 03:16 AM
#97
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and all was well.
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The story so far with correct spelling and grammar.
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Once upon a time, Teddy Roosevelt had shot a pink fluffy elephant-shaped devil who wanted to put peanuts in Miharu-chan's way, so that the monkey would eat them and find her. The monkey was a bit of a cretin, so it jumped around and found them anyway. But then, the superhero in blue named the silent super poo came, however, a bunch of angry pink elephants came and rammed him into a herd of big round stuffed sheep, and they hugged till a new superhero came and silently rescued Miharu. Afterwards, he took her to an anime convention; here she saw lots of hentai and Sailor Bubba people cosplaying as her, so she got horny and looked for a shotgun to attack the zombies that had ran off to Gix's lair.
Somebody said, "Ara ara!" to my crazy-sick, but many were shocked. Only, she says that I bitch smacked her, and baby Jebus cried - I laughed more because I'm such a singing minstrel. So then I got myself a large J-Pop collection and a dead horse that smelt bad (but was given burial and it was actually beautiful). Meanwhile, Jebus appeared to purifying everyone with religion, although it's useless, even though he still thinks lambs need to believe in the dreams of genetically modified panda carcasses. So Jebus tried to resurrect said carcasses, but he had to kill stegosaurus rexes, and defeat false prophet Jesus in order to find the battle that began in his pants. He then told them to pull out his boner+17, which he used to break into a giant palace containing worms and rabid, insane squirrels. It was here he defeated Jesus, and the Jewish people laughed.
They had enough of the liar imposing on their true leader, Albedo who wanted lots of beans in tomato sauce to choke on. Albedo was then in a little pink rowing boat and moved slowly on randomly burning pigs. The flames were red, the sky was blue, the grass was purple, the bananas were green, the dildos were voracious, the dandelions were pugnacious, the boat was yellow, the vibrator was burning, the dogs were barking, the marmalade was mouldy, the raccoons were ravenous, the boxorz started growing, and all was well.
*To be continued*
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He then wiggled his
<font color="#101010" size="1">[ August 27, 2004 12:44 PM: Message edited by: Cataferal ]</font>
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October 10th, 2004, 04:24 PM
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October 10th, 2004, 04:33 PM
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October 10th, 2004, 07:25 PM
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